NO! No, I do not want to keep you! What the hell happened!?!? Jesus, Sawa!
My Sawa Kübler-Ross Model
We can go on adventures. I can ride him. I will name him Minister Cloudfoot. We will snuggle in bed. He will be very protective, but a big mushball at heart. He can beat anyone at frisbee. We will have the best time!
Minister Cloudfoot, I LOVE YOU!!