Friday, May 6, 2011

Faith Overcomes Every Obstacle

Meet Faith. See the awesome healing powers of booze. It's a miracle.
And further proof that alcohol makes you a dick.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Barack Potter

Osama Bin Laden is dead,
but we still need to find and destroy the 7 other horcruxes.

Friday, April 29, 2011

A Wedding to Di for.

Something tells me Her Royal Highness, the Queen of England does not use the word 'bender'. I think people would like that stuffy old ladybird more if she did!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

You're Full of Shit, Psycho!

In honor of Donald Trump, a big old ugly piece of shit...

Sometimes, if your poops are too big, you have to do a little extra work to make them, uhm, go away. I think the best way to handle this situation is to fucking remain fucking calm. Stop the poop water from pouring out into the cat litter, cuss as you hurry to kick the rugs out of the way, yell at the cat who is trying to help, and cuss some more.

When the calm of the storm finally arrives, I like to sing this song at the top of my lungs...

While plunging the toilet with this... a manic, crazy kinda way. Bonus points for leaving the door open and smiling in a manic 'I really enjoy this' fashion. Extra bonus points for holding it, dripping poop water, at someones neck when they ask if you need any help.