Monday, December 13, 2010

CUDZOO CHRISTMAS!!

Come see us tonight at the Knitting Factory!

Doors at 7. Cudzoo at 8. Sharp.

$10... BUT, all proceeds go to help homeless children have a very merry and warm and safe and healthy and loving holiday season. Through the Coalition for the Homeless.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

All I Want For Christmas Is CUDZOO!!

We three Queens of the New York are
Bare and sloshed and mumbling 'Gnar Gnar'
But come Monday
We will find our way
to the CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

You, You, You Otter Know!

Did you know that otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't float apart?


Are you crying your face off? Because it's too sweet? And the world would be a better place if we all just help hands like the otters? If you want to call me and cry together over how sweet this is, please do. I don't sleep. I stay awake all night searching the internet for cute animals and beautiful dresses and facts about dinosaurs. Really.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Tomorrow is the day of the show, yall!

I am in The Thrilling Comedy of the True Beneficiaries of the 14th Amendment, series A.
It's real melodramatical and fun!


We the Corporate Personhood
10 minute PLAY FESTIVAL!

FEATURING WORKS BY
JAMES COMTOIS, FERNANDA COPPEL, MATTHEW-LEE ERLBACH, , JULIA HOLLEMAN, PATRICIA IONE LLOYD, JEROME PARKER, LUCILE SCOTT, LEEGRID STEVENS, & MELISA TIEN

LIMITED ENGAGMENT – 4 shows only!
DECEMBER 7-15 @ THE KRAINE THEATER, 85 east 4th street
SERIES A: DECEMBER 7 & 14 – 8pm
SERIES B: DECEMBER 8 & 15 – 8pm

Admission: $0.00 – FREE!
Reservations are mandatory! Please email reservations@subjectivetheatre.org

SERIES A (December 7 & 14)
Seward, Kansas - Written by Matthew-Lee Erlbach & Directed by David F. Chapman
The soil is toxic, food is scarce, and corporate forces have taken control of all Kansas farms after a nuclear disaster. One farm in remote Seward may be the exception to the rulers.

Light Sweet Crude - Written by Melisa Tein & Directed by Nicole A. Watson
A snapshot of how great events affect small people, an illustration of the invisible connections we share with others, and a meditation on the responsibility of the corporation versus the responsibility of the individual.

The Thrilling Comedy of the True Beneficiaries of the 14th Amendment - Written by Julia Holleman & Directed by Steven Gillenwater
A comedic melodrama about how two scrappy young corporations in the 1880s persuade the Supreme Court to believe in their humanity using the only means at their disposal - passion, conviction, and, let's not forget, money.

They Think Our Favorite Color is Green - Written by Patricia Ione Lloyd & Directed by Pat Golden
Menthol cigarettes, buff black men and corporate America’s racism; or just another day in the U.S. of A. What have we learned from the world's leader of incarcerating its residents? How target advertising maximizes corporate profits, to laugh at tragedy, and how to get killer abs.

SERIES B (December 8 & 15)

Dammit, Office Girl! - Written by James Comtois & Directed by Danny Sharron
An employee pines, if not yearns, for an administrative assistant from afar. And by "afar," we mean "five feet away."

Brooklyn Skank - Written by Fernanda Coppel & Directed by Donya K. Washington
Leslie and Ryan work for Brooklyn Skank, an overpriced and trendy boutique in Brooklyn that is famous for its T-shirts that say "Made by a Brooklyn Skank." Part of their daily routine is answering the age-old question, "Are these Brooklyn Skank T-shirts actually made by a Skank?" Leslie and Ryan have a stock answer that is approved by the Brooklyn Skank Corporation, but as this story unravels you get the sense that Leslie and Ryan have no idea how these garments are made and who makes them.

The Foundation - Written by Jerome Parker & Directed by Axel Avin, Jr.
Lawrence has put his heart and soul into building a non-profit that aids inner cities on a national level. As he prepares to turn over his reign to his young nephew, the woman who helped him build the foundation plans her revenge for being passed over for the top position. A short play about the ties that bind mixed with live jazz.

Target Monologue - Written by Leegrid Stevens & Directed by Rachel Wohlander
Target reflects on his difficult childhood.

Oh, Donna - Written by Lucile Baker Scott, Directed By Jesse Geiger
In Oh Donna a beautiful young heiress (and friend of Paris Hilton's) who has orgasmic tendencies with organic juice and a few secrets, takes over the world's third largest communications company. Soon quite a bit of juice is spilled, along with a few drops of blood…



Please join us and get your incorporation on!
Jesse Cameron Alick
Artistic Director
Subjective Theatre Company
http://www.subjectivetheater.org/