Monday, August 2, 2010

Take a Bite out of Shark Week with these Fun Facts

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy - something like that. ~Jack Handey

  • If you type (^^^) in Facebook chat, a shark happens.
  • Sharks hunted the oceans even before Dinosaurs roamed the earth!
  • Sharks will eat sharks.
  • Baby sharks can be born 3 ways. Laid eggs (like birds), eggs hatch inside mother shark and are then born, pups grow inside of mother (like humans).
  • Sharks have an extra sensory organ, the ampullae of Lorenzini, to 'feel' the electrical field of their prey.
  • The Cookiecutter Shark eats perfectly round circles out of its live prey.
  • Mako Sharks jump out of the water and into your boat.
  • Great White Sharks are fucking scary and shit!
  • A shark can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water.
  • Before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used.
  • The Bull Shark can live in fresh and salt water.
  • A sharks brain sleep half at a time.
  • Whale Sharks, the biggest fish in the world, have skin 10cm thick.
Smile, you son of a Bitch!

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