I Wonder, Woman.

"This is my work uniform. Yeah, no, I can't really talk about what I do. I mean, I've seen some pretty crazy shit. A lot of people could get hurt if I were to tell you. I mean, it's not your average job. It's... special. Oh shit, you promise you won't tell? No, I can't. Ok, you talked me into it. But don't tell anyone. I'm Wonder Woman. Seriously. See, that's why I'm wearing the headband."