Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Pocket Pachyderm

Want. Need. Must have.
But a real elephant. That is this size.
That snuggles with the kitties.
And picks up my pencil in its trunk when I drop it.
And steps on peanuts to crack them.
And falls down when it sneezes.
And likes to sneak up on you and tug your toe.
And looks cute when dressed as a hamster or a hermit crab or an elf.
And pulls at the sheets and makes tiny exasperated elephant noises when it wants to sleep on your pillow next to you.

Tiny elephant will use the litter box, behave when going on trips in his tiny elephant travel bag, and provide countless hours of happiness for children with cancer and forgotten old people. I'm in love.

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