Watch your back, edamame, you are about to get a-salted!
I will 'tee hee' with joy every single time I get to pop a salty cap in* a delicious meal's ass!
*Real conversation between Sweetheart and me while writing this blog.
Me: Now, do you pop a cap in someone's ass or on someone's ass.
Sweetheart: I pop a cap in yo ass.
Me: So, in? You pop caps in someone's ass?
Sweetheart: Yes. Wait. Why?!