'Mama always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been.'
Well, Forrest, let's take a look:
Flipettos. The shoe biproduct of Cinderella and Ariel's adopted daughter who has an affinity for Barbie. My two Mommies practical lesbian wear never looked so stylish!
Shoes for deaf bitches.
The costume designer's solution to the ruby slippers at GDub's all male high school production of The Wiz of Oz. Bitch gotta be able to run, that shit is in the Heights! They shoot you there. There's no place like homo!
Actually, I want these. All of them.