The bartender says, 'Why the big pause?'
Bear in mind, I am an insomniac, but I am positive this will make hibernation more bearable.
WANT. Nay. NEED! Can't bear to live without!
I could sleep bear naked inside. It could be my hideout when grizzly situations arise. I could hide hope inside and call it Pandaora's Box. My sweetheart could get a matching white one (I know how much he likes to be stuffed inside white things.) to show that polar opposites attract. That would be a real Kodiak moment! This sleeping bag and I would spend a lot of Koalaty* time together.
*Koala Bears are marsupials.