Take a Bite out of Shark Week with these Fun Facts

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy - something like that. ~Jack Handey

• If you type (^^^) in Facebook chat, a shark happens.
• Sharks hunted the oceans even before Dinosaurs roamed the earth!
• Sharks will eat sharks.
• Baby sharks can be born 3 ways. Laid eggs (like birds), eggs hatch inside mother shark and are then born, pups grow inside of mother (like humans).
• Sharks have an extra sensory organ, the ampullae of Lorenzini, to 'feel' the electrical field of their prey.
• The Cookiecutter Shark eats perfectly round circles out of its live prey.
• Mako Sharks jump out of the water and into your boat.
• Great White Sharks are fucking scary and shit!
• A shark can smell one drop of blood in a million drops of water.
• Before the invention of sandpaper, shark skin was used.
• The Bull Shark can live in fresh and salt water.
• A sharks brain sleep half at a time.
• Whale Sharks, the biggest fish in the world, have skin 10cm thick.

Smile, you son of a Bitch!