My butt is big... And thanks to dancing and playing sports my whole life, stronger than anyone else's booty I know. I can snap pencils with it, bounce quarters off it, and use it to box out anyone in any sport. It looks good in everything from pin-up pencil skirts to urban gurrrl jeans. My boyfriend thinks my apple bottom is awesome. It's perfectly proportioned to my brick house bosom and finishes out my buxom coke bottle figure perfectly. I have a sprig of mistletoe, topped with a delicate pink bow, tattooed on the lower part of my right cheek, inviting you to kiss it.
You know, Nike, I'm still not super excited about your sweatshops, but I appreciate this ad very much!
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