I remembered what a kid boner I had for Devon Sawa. I tried to name the family cat Devon Sawa. My family settled on Casper. Can I keep you? So, I googled...
This came up...
As well as this little slice of ruin my childhood pie...
NO! No, I do not want to keep you! What the hell happened!?!? Jesus, Sawa!
I became a shell of the happy little girl I used to be. What the fuck, Devon! I thought we had something special! Something that meant something. Then you go and get all ugly face without even asking. This is not ok. I don't love you any more! Shallow? Fickle? Bitchy? You bet your sweet little Canadian arse I am! Go back to being dreamy. NOW. I'm trying to move on. I recorded my grieving for you, reader. So you, like I, don't have to feel alone. Devon Douche!
My Sawa Kübler-Ross Model
Denial.
Anger.
Bargaining.
Depression.
Reluctant Acceptance.
AMAZING. I hope you also remember Shane McDermott
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